What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 02:03

The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”